Ivana Barfalot

I'm not feeling my finest tonight. I'm very tired (lack of sleep) and have a stomach ache. I alternate between fighting back the "technicolor yawn" and suffering through stomach cramps. Mmmmm, luffly.

I tried to post earlier about the hot weather and hot soccer players. Due to my ineptitude, I lost the post. Yeah, I'm sure it takes a freakin' genius to do that. Since I'm not in the mood to try to remember all that was said, I'll recap briefly.

I watched soccer. I'm rooting for Germany. Soccer players are hotter than other athletes. Please see Exhibit A below:



Ok, the expression on the keeper's face isn't the most attractive, but the Portugese player almost made me root against England. If he'd have taken off his shirt, I'd have changed sides in a heartbeat.

You know, more women would watch football if the players didn't look so damn ugly.